the-absolute-best-posts:

youreamormont:

My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?” 
He replied “Because I can”

yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

x-iety:

i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.

I really do.

ohgawditscarmen:

When talking to someone becomes a daily routine, not talking to them for days could feel like years.

laughingsquid:

What If Vine Made a Commercial For Vine Using Vine

best-of-funny:

biieberhole69:

ed-ingle:

if it makes you all feel any better one time chris brown had food poisoning and went to fart on stage and shit his pants 

it does actually

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